00:00Prego?
00:00Ok.
00:02Ok.
00:04Let's do this.
00:08People always say, don't assume the worst.
00:11You excited?
00:12Yeah.
00:13Is this a boy or a girl?
00:14We don't know.
00:16Sometimes the worst is exactly what you should assume.
00:21Sir, my wife is in the hospital. She's about to give birth.
00:24Drive.
00:25It's a family emergency.
00:27I'm your family emergency now.
00:34Whatever it is that you want, it's yours.
00:38Is this the wife?
00:39David, where are you?
00:43I mean, are you happy? You and your wife have a happy marriage?
00:46Just stay away from my family.
00:48That's rude.
00:50You interrupting me, don't.
00:53You know what I don't need tonight?
00:56Stress.
00:58Let's just make wise decisions.
01:01Wash the speed limit.
01:02Where are we going?
01:03You're not listening to me.
01:05I will shoot you.
01:08And this cop...
01:12I told you not to speed.
01:16We should play a little game.
01:18I want you to tell me the truth.
01:21If you don't, I am gonna kill Mr. Happy Trucker and this waitress.
01:25Ready?
01:28You got me confused with someone else.
01:31Really?
01:31I'm not who you think I am.
01:32I've never even told you who I think you are, so how could you know you're not who I think
01:35you are?
01:36Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick.
01:38Sit back down!
01:48It's getting good.
01:50Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:52I'm not gonna die tonight.
01:55I dressed up for this.
01:56I wanted to be 100% sex tonight, and you cut that in half.
01:59I'm now 50% sex.
02:02People tend to think the more violent the death, the higher the heaven you go.
02:10Better to rain in hell, wouldn't you agree?
02:19Pick up the phone, James.
02:21What, what are you, ghosting me?
02:23What are you, Dr. Ross, my psychiatrist?
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