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00:05I guess that's you guys
00:08Tonight is our night
00:09We're getting in the cooch
00:10I'm gonna talk to Brittany
00:11You could say hi to Isabel
00:12What would I say?
00:13Hey girl, how's your boyfriend?
00:15How's his penis?
00:18I'm gonna expel you both for committing a crime against Jeff
00:21Get out of the car
00:22You can't tell me what to do
00:24Get out of the freaking car
00:29We're just practicing
00:30We're a self-defense club
00:32It's like a fight club?
00:33Yes
00:34Just stay in your lane
00:35Until you're munching beaver at Wesleyan
00:37Yes, sir
00:39What's your plan here?
00:40Jeff is psychotic
00:41And they're picking on the weak and defenseless
00:44So we teach a bunch of girls how to defend themselves
00:46They are grateful to us
00:48Adrenaline is flowing
00:49Next thing you know
00:50Isabel and Brittany are kissing us on the mouth
00:54You can be our club advisor
00:55You know, my mom did say I need to pick up a hobby
01:00Welcome to our fucking fight club
01:02Let's get it poppin' in this motherfuckin'
01:05Bitch, I'm here to take that round
01:06And I can move it up and go
01:09Yes, we flee!
01:11I want that trophy
01:17To have a safe space like this, it means a lot to people
01:19I'm gonna finally reverse stalk my stalker
01:22Yeah!
01:23I'll be able to kill my stepdad
01:24Awesome
01:25Okay
01:26You seem so supportive of women
01:28Especially the hot ones
01:30Man-made therapy
01:32Coming up?
01:33Are you cheating on me?
01:35No!
01:35I literally saw you yesterday
01:36So, nerd!
01:37I fucked your mom!
01:42We are literally at the bottom
01:44We have nowhere to go but us
01:48Your club is over
01:51They deserve a shot
01:52Showing everybody how fucking cool they are
01:55Let's go fuck up some football places
01:58I want that, I want that, I want that, I want that trophy
02:02You created a fight club to get some coochie
02:04Y'all ain't know how to work that thing
02:06I know y'all ain't tickling the pearl
02:08I just don't know if you're supposed to be talking to us like that
02:11Just like as a teacher
02:12No!
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