00:03Put it in.
00:07I'm tired of people thinking I'm some kind of joke.
00:10Your dad and I agreed it would be best if you just stopped being who you are and doing the
00:15things you love.
00:17My whole life, all I wanted.
00:19I'm afraid we found your son at a polka party.
00:25Just to make up new words to a song that already exists.
00:28Oh.
00:30Well, you should do that, then.
00:32My mama, my Sharona.
00:35My mama, my Sharona.
00:37My bologna.
00:38Oh, my little hungry one.
00:40Hungry one.
00:41Open up a package of my bologna.
00:46Dude, I've got chills.
00:51Every once in a great while, I can spot a talent that I know is the future of music.
01:00But first, we've got to find you a stage name.
01:02Al Yankovic.
01:03It's long.
01:04It's hard to pronounce.
01:05I'm just going to throw this out there.
01:06Weird Al Yankovic.
01:09I love it.
01:16Weird Al has taken the world by storm.
01:20Do I know you?
01:22Madonna.
01:23I was wondering if you were going to do a parody of my song, Like a Virgin.
01:27Now, curious, is that song autobiographical?
01:30Yes.
01:32Except for the fact that I've had a lot of sex.
01:36Name me one creative genius that doesn't have a checkered past involving alcohol.
01:40That's the medicine.
01:42And drugs.
01:45I think Madonna's a bad influence on you.
01:47What?
01:48No offense.
01:50I'm a train wreck.
01:53My parents rolled me off.
01:55I pushed away my band.
01:57You're all just a bunch of normals.
01:58I'm the weird one.
02:00You've got to take care of yourself.
02:01I saw in you something special.
02:03An artist with something to give to the world.
02:08In front of all the billions of people watching around the world right now.
02:13All I want to say is be as weird as you want to be.
02:20You will never find true happiness.
02:22So you can truly accept who you are.
02:26Thank you.
02:32Oh, Al, you can't smoke in here.
02:40I totally deserve that.
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