00:00A devoted wife and mother, a doting grandmother.
00:04Joyce was a wonderful woman.
00:06Joyce.
00:09This is Claire, one of Joyce's oldest friends.
00:12They were at college together.
00:14Claire.
00:15Howard, I'm gonna kill you.
00:18Now that she's gone, I'm gonna do it this weekend.
00:27Evelyn, I need to talk to you.
00:30About what?
00:31I told him I was gonna kill him.
00:34I could chat.
00:36It's been four and a half decades.
00:39Feels like it was yesterday.
00:41You were delusional.
00:42She told me you were cruel.
00:45So, what's the plan?
00:47Scarface.
00:48I'm gonna buy a gun.
00:49Oh, it's cute.
00:51A berry.
00:51Wanna hold it?
00:52And I'm gonna take it to the wake.
00:54How's the recoil?
00:57Recoil?
00:57I'm not gonna lie, it has a little kick.
00:59Well, darn it, we tried.
01:01Do you have any poison?
01:02I have a cyanide pill.
01:03In case I'm captured by the enemy, you can have it.
01:11I want you to tell the truth.
01:12I am shocked by your utter selfishness.
01:17You blame me for what happened in your own marriage.
01:19I think you were not built for happiness.
01:23I'm in.
01:23You're in what?
01:24My other murder canceled this week, so I've got time.
01:28I've missed you.
01:29You had my number.
01:30Well, you had my number.
01:32So we're both lousy friends.
01:34and we're both lousy friends.
01:37Oh, Christ.
01:38Dad!
01:40I've got one out!
01:44What is that?
01:45What?
01:46What?
01:46What?
01:46What?
01:47What?
01:47What?
01:47What?
01:47What?
01:47What?
01:47What?
01:48What?
01:51What?
01:52What are you carrying that knife?
01:53Oh, I was going to stab someone.
01:57Crab cakes?
02:00Who is it?
02:02It's Ralph.
02:03I slept with him last night.
02:05Do you have a condom?
02:06I don't want to get knocked up.
02:08Oh!
