00:01What up Adirondacks?
00:05Listen up, squad, game, maybe uh, zip it.
00:11Could we just get you guys this shit?
00:13Oh, what a beautiful morning!
00:18Dope.
00:20That was dope.
00:24Welcome, auditioners.
00:25You guys are so talented, so unbelievable, this will break you.
00:28This will fully destroy you.
00:31Congratulations on being the most talented kids I can.
00:33Stop. Stop.
00:35Jiggle like a jackal. Jiggle like a jackal.
00:37These are the things we can do with masks.
00:41These people are really weird.
00:44That's a good song.
00:45I do believe we're as a French prostitute.
00:48Famous.
00:49Oh, I'm sorry, sex worker.
00:51Thank you.
00:52Sad news, I will not be doing piercings anymore in the hut.
00:56Because there's an arc amongst us.
00:58Cassie has narked.
01:00Totally fine.
01:02We're gonna need to prioritize the musicals,
01:04which means the straight plays are gonna have to be acoustic.
01:08Quick question, what's a straight play?
01:10There aren't musicals, and then there are straight plays.
01:12So then what would be a gay play?
01:14I guess a musical.
01:17Oh, cool.
01:19I know this one's a theater camp classic.
01:21So, send my regards to Broadway, bitch.
01:27We only have three weeks to create a masterpiece.
01:31It's on you now.
01:32All on you.
01:34Let's do this.
01:35And cue cocaine.
01:39You need to know that only 3% of people make it.
01:42The rest end up in a mental facility or on a go-go box in Hell's Kitchen.
01:47This is a complete disaster.
01:49Everything is gonna be okay.
01:51It doesn't work out nice.
01:52We're theater people.
01:53We know how to turn cardboard into gold.
02:00You think this is fun and games?
02:02It's not fun.
02:03It's art.
02:06Minor housekeeping issue.
02:08Whoever stole my CBD gummies, please return them.
02:11I'm pretty sure I know who it was.
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