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00:06I gotta go meet my trainer.
00:12I've got 10 minutes. Catch me up.
00:13We are officially on break-up numero nine.
00:16spanning.
00:16Well, let's hope it sticks this time.
00:19Nico's, like, one of those dementors.
00:20They suck the soul out of people through their faces.
00:23Maybe I'm too big a deal out of this whole monogamous thing.
00:27It's really hard to just let him go.
00:30The hamster wheel of your addiction to Nico has to be destroyed.
00:33We'd like you to meet someone.
00:35Say hello to your new fake boyfriend
00:37What?
00:37Christiana
00:38You are now in a relationship across all social media
00:41Wait, what?
00:42That's the plan, baby!
00:43Yeah!
00:43It's getting real, homie
00:46I saw the new man on Insta
00:48Good for you
00:49So, explain yourself
00:52Nico was so angry
00:54And I finally know what it's like to have a little bit of power
01:01I own that man
01:03Do you want me to text that back for you?
01:05Jesus Christ, Troy, stay out of my business
01:08Hi, welcome
01:10There's a guy
01:12He is a chef
01:14You're Andrew, right?
01:16So, you finally get to class
01:17You wouldn't know how bad of a cook I am
01:19I actually tried to make breakfast one time
01:21And then we ended up at Urgent Air
01:23That was you?
01:24Yeah
01:27He never did Christiana
01:29I don't need him anymore
01:30We can't delete Christiana just yet
01:31I've got a conference at the same time for
01:32Oh, okay
01:34Please, please, no clapping
01:36I'm only a man
01:38I've got to show Rafi the real me
01:39Christiana just hit 1.6 million followers
01:43Do you think that this might be getting a little out of hand?
01:46There's something not right here
01:48The longer this goes on, the worse it gets
01:50I can't just delete him
01:51Jake, he's not real
01:52He's real to me
01:57I'm sure Andrew's best told you all about his new boyfriend
02:01He's a philanthropist
02:02And renowned human rights activist
02:04He still finds time to make sweet love to little Andrew for hours on end
02:08Uh, wow
02:09Sounds too good to be true
02:11It is
02:12Go, go. Go, go. Go, go. Go, go. Go dance
