00:00I spent 17 years meticulously curating the perfect life
00:06I had the perfect friends, the perfect boyfriend
00:09Maybe you could send me something to keep me company
00:11But you know where all of that got me?
00:13Absolutely destroyed
00:18Max ruined my life
00:20He'll never get away with this
00:25Hey, do you want a ride?
00:27I know what it's like to get fucked over by someone you thought you could trust
00:31Carissa Jones, she started a nasty rumor about me
00:33She told everyone that I tried to hold her down and kiss her
00:36Turned me into this predator
00:37She destroyed me
00:38I wish we could hire people to take them down
00:41We should team up and do each other's revenge
00:43Don't you want to make her pay?
00:45I don't want to make her pay
00:49I want to burn her to the ground
00:51Whoa
00:53You're giving off some serious Glenn Close and fatal attraction energy
00:57Glenergy
01:00You ready to be my woman on the inside?
01:02Ooh
01:03Your new vibe
01:05Is high status cunt
01:07If you love it
01:09You love it
01:12Let's start with Carissa
01:13She'll be a cinch
01:14I can ruin her in my sleep
01:15Why will Carissa be easy?
01:16It is much easier to destroy a girl
01:18Carissa, right?
01:19We've met before
01:20You called me a human Birkenstock
01:22Cool
01:23Dudes?
01:24That's another story
01:24I just want to say how sorry I am for what happened to you
01:27It's in your honor that I'm founding a new club
01:29The cis hetero men championing female identifying students
01:38You're going to expose
01:40Who's that?
01:40That he's a fake woke, misogynist, hypocrite
01:43And then
01:44We're gonna kill him
01:46You're not serious
01:47No, I'm not fucking serious
01:50Teenage girls
01:51We're psychopaths
01:55She framed me
02:07Are you in therapy?
02:09God, no
02:10Why?
02:11Cool
02:18Is do revenge even, like, correct grammar?
02:22Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:24Are you dragging my sentence structure right now?
02:26Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:28Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:29Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:30Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:30Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:30Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:30Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:31Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:32Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:32Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:33Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:33Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:33Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:35Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:36Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:37Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:37Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:38Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
02:38Oh, I'm sorry, schoolhouse rock
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