00:00I want to give the love
00:07If anybody knows how to start a party, it's my brother, Andrew.
00:11Or should I say, the juke conductor.
00:15It's fine, it's so cute, it's so good.
00:18No, Mom, if anybody sees that, I'm going to get put on a watch list.
00:22I can't believe college is over.
00:24You have a job now?
00:25We're not allowed to talk about jobs at the Bob Minster Party.
00:28So you either don't have a job or you have a bad job.
00:30How much does a party starter get paid, I wonder?
00:34I have a bad job, yeah.
00:37Honey, I'm not just saying this because I'm your mother.
00:40I feel like you're way ahead of the game.
00:47Who's that?
00:48That's a mom and a kid.
00:52Do you two dance?
00:53We're not feeling it right now.
00:55How about I bet you $300 I can get her on the dance floor?
00:57I will give you $1,000.
01:08She really likes you.
01:09I really like her.
01:10The night is the night that you and Lola dance your booties off.
01:14Oh, I don't know how to moonwalk.
01:19Do you think he would be a good sitter for you?
01:21I do not do well with sitters.
01:24But I think it might be a bit different with Andrew.
01:27Do you want to meet my hamster?
01:30Yeah.
01:31I want to thank you for being so kind to Lola.
01:34Easiest thing in the world.
01:35I'm having more fun now than I did the whole night.
01:43Do you have a husband?
01:44I have a fiancée.
01:46I hear you're a great party starter.
01:48I hear you're a great professional lawyer.
01:52What's to figure out after college?
01:59Giving your heart to somebody is the most perplexing thing.
02:08You can't just decide that you love somebody.
02:11Yes, you can.
02:12No, you can't.
02:13Yes, you can.
02:18We don't need you to babysit anymore.
02:20Why?
02:20Lots of reasons.
02:24I'm drunk right now, son.
02:26Everything is just some bits.
02:28Growing up is hard.
02:31Is he your soulmate?
02:32Do you believe in soulmates?
02:34I think we all have a ton of soulmates.
02:37How many soulmates?
02:38For you, like four.
02:40How many do you have?
02:42Like 1,200.
02:59How many do you have?
03:03Annoy.
03:05Bye.
03:05Bye.
03:08Bye.
03:10Bye.
03:12Grazie a tutti
