00:00Congratulations, you've just been kidnapped into the world's oldest and most effective
00:05Secret Society of Five Men, Lord Lordington, our highest ranking member, former Australian
00:12media mogul, Bruce Baldwin, ex-member of Putin's oligarchy, Michoud Ivanov, Alice Cooper's
00:18former manager, Shep Horton, and you.
00:23Ken, man-in-the-street opinions come from Twitter now.
00:26Please, give me one more chance.
00:30Maybe you're destined for something greater.
00:32I'm being sent to Dubrovnik, I repeat.
00:35Sent to Dubrovnik.
00:37What's Dubrovnik?
00:38Is that a euphemism for being probed in your no-no hole?
00:42There is something rock more than the Pentavir.
00:45I got a plan to get you in.
00:48What do you have to lose?
00:50If you break a story like the Pentavir, you can do something good for this world.
00:55Where were you born?
00:56Well, actually, I was born in Toronto.
00:58No, you were born in your mother's ass.
01:01Well, that's less than kind.
01:03And impossible.
01:07Randy!
01:10Are you gonna kill me?
01:12Calling you to the world.
01:13You're already dead.
01:14The future of humanity is at stake.
01:17No pressure or anything.
01:18Oh, you're ready to...
01:21Who?
01:25Let the issue of you begin.
01:29Off the record.
01:30Is the Illuminati real?
01:31Yes.
01:32Both Beyoncé and Jay-Z are part of it, sadly.
01:36That's what lemonade is about.
01:38Yes, yes.
01:48We are the...
01:50Oh, the Illuminati?
01:51No, no, no.
01:51We are the...
01:52Oh, uh, you're the Masons.
01:54The fucking Pentavir.
01:56The Pentavir, asshole.
01:57Yeah, he's a total schmuck.
01:59The Pent-what the fuck?
02:10The Pentavir.
02:10Hi permane.
02:12The Pentavir.
02:13What do you hear?
02:15I'll see you next time.
02:17I'll see you next time.
02:18Bye-bye.
02:18Grazie a tutti
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