00:01Hi. Mind if I touch your wiener?
00:02What?
00:03Your dog.
00:08Stop! Gary!
00:09Court order for asset seizures.
00:11So they're taking my car?
00:12You went radio silent on me.
00:14Is that what this is about?
00:15Just last night and I thought, I miss that fucker.
00:17Is that true?
00:19Buongiorno!
00:20That's my cousin!
00:21Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin.
00:23He's my second cousin.
00:25There's something seriously wrong with you.
00:27I'm an Uber driver and I don't have a car.
00:30I'm going to lose my house.
00:31You think I chose this?
00:35Look at this.
00:36Need a car?
00:36Date our son this summer and bring him out of his job before college.
00:39In exchange, we'll give you a Buick Regal.
00:41Date is in quotes.
00:43It's got to be a joke, right?
00:44Now, have you seen these helicopter parents?
00:46I'm surprised they're not going to fuck them themselves.
00:49You've just been so worried about our son.
00:51He's going to Princeton in the fall.
00:53Oh, I've heard of it.
00:54You know, we tried everything to bring him out of his shell.
00:56He doesn't come out of his room.
00:57He doesn't talk to girls.
00:58He doesn't drink.
00:59So when you say date him, do you mean date him or date him?
01:03Yes.
01:04Date him.
01:05Date him hard.
01:06I'll date his brains out.
01:08He volunteers at the animal shelter.
01:10Hi.
01:11Mind if I touch your wiener?
01:13What?
01:14Your dog.
01:15How about I give you a ride home?
01:17Um, this isn't the way to my house.
01:20It's a shortcut.
01:21You're my hostage.
01:23What you got down there?
01:25Something for me?
01:30Why?
01:31You tried kidnapping me!
01:32You're 19.
01:33Grow up!
01:35This kid is unfuckable.
01:37Have a drink together.
01:38He'll have a Long Island iced tea.
01:41This is the worst iced tea I've ever had.
01:46Dance parties.
01:48I just don't know what to do.
01:49I just know my mom would have wanted me to save the house.
01:51He's probably just nervous.
01:53What, you?
01:54I'm losing him up.
01:55We can go skinny dipping.
01:56What about sharks?
01:57Men here!
01:58Jellyfish?
01:58Not the season!
02:00It's really the lack of life, Gargess.
02:01Get the fuck in here right now!
02:03Okay!
02:04I'm just a bit of a romantic.
02:06He's actually really sweet.
02:08The best part about getting older is not giving a fuck what people think.
02:11I'm an adult now.
02:12I can make my own decisions.
02:13That's, that's good.
02:15You want to savor it.
02:16Savor it.
02:18Come on, you're getting out of here.
02:20You don't belong here.
02:20Don't touch me!
02:21Get away from her!
02:23Stay.
02:26Oh, shit!
02:26Oh, fuck!
02:29Oh, we should go.
02:32Maddie, you can't outrun the cops!
02:34I can't lose my license!
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