00:00Come are you both?
00:01Fine
00:05Danny blasted porn on the bluetooth speakers this morning
00:08Claire's vibrator literally melted from overuse
00:10Would you believe me now?
00:12My life is a mess
00:13My husband kicked me out a few days ago
00:17My daughter hates me
00:18Oh my god! Mom!
00:21A threesome is a big leap
00:22Maybe you were subconsciously worried about our little threesome
00:26About what?
00:27Me and you and dad
00:29Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
00:32How did I get so far from the person I wanted to be?
00:37What would I tell my 22 year old self?
00:44Stop worrying whether you're fat
00:46Who gives a shit?
00:47And stop obsessing about your nose
00:49Your nose is perfect
00:50Don't take your mom for granted
00:52She won't be here forever
00:53Blair Marie Pierce
00:55Blair Marie Pierce
00:56Is an award winning essay writer
00:57And soon to be college graduate with a 4.0
01:00Come on out, Claire!
01:01Keep preaching
01:02You're one of the best writers I know
01:05An advice column is easy clicks
01:08Okay, take a look
01:09You should be the one doing this
01:11I'm not giving anybody advice
01:15What would I tell my 22 year old self?
01:20Someday
01:20You'll look back on that one Christmas
01:22When your mother gave you a mustard yellow coat
01:24Don't hold it up and say it's too puffy
01:27Because your mother will be dead by spring
01:30And that coat will be the last gift she ever gave you
01:33I wish you weren't my mom
01:35I could die tomorrow
01:36And if I did, you would never forgive yourself
01:39Because that would be the last thing that you would ever said to me
01:41But you're not the only one that could die tomorrow
01:43So could I
01:45That is an awful thing to say to me
01:49I want so much for you
01:51But you're not gonna get any of it if you don't want it for yourself
02:00What does it mean to heal?
02:02To move on?
02:05To let go?
02:16To move on
02:17Why can't you make new friends?
02:19Like what happened to Bethany?
02:20Bethany had anal sex on a Greyhound going to Reno
02:22What?
02:23Yeah
02:23Why would she want to take a bus to Reno?
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