00:01Oatmeal latte, live foam
00:02Hey, how's the Mars boyfriend?
00:06Long distance dating sucks
00:08How long have you guys been together?
00:09Eight years
00:09Eight years? How did you manage that?
00:12He checks all the boxes
00:13Oh, you mean literally
00:14Strong jaw, mental fortitude, six pack
00:20We had a plan, and then he got his Martian dream job
00:24So, I enrolled in the Mars program
00:26Do you ever worry that the wrong person is headed to the wrong planet?
00:31Goodbye forever, Walt
00:36Five, four, three, two, one
00:43Hello?
00:43Hey
00:44What are you doing here?
00:46Who sneaks onto specieships?
00:48I can explain
00:49Ever since I was a kid, I dreamt of going to Mars
00:53You can keep my dream alive
00:54Come with me
00:57You can now, under any circumstances, leave my room, okay?
01:00This is gonna suck, isn't it?
01:02Only for 35 days
01:05You have to keep a low profile
01:09All right, you guys, I'm your captain
01:11This is Sophie, my girlfriend
01:13Long-term girlfriend
01:14I don't remember you from orientation
01:16What happened?
01:18Did you have to come right back and just rip his jumpsuit off?
01:22What?
01:25Hey, what's up?
01:26I just miss you
01:27Sorry, do we have a call scheduled?
01:29Come on, let's go have some fun
01:31I don't do fun
01:32You also don't fly on rockets
01:34Or conspire with stowaways
01:36Sophie for Walt
01:37100 bucks since you just sent that into your wrist
01:40You just gotta face it
01:41You're a space criminal now
01:44A historic journey to make life more meaningful
01:47Now that is a story people wanna hear
01:52You've spent your entire life trying to check an impossible set of boxes
02:00I can't risk the plan
02:02When you find that thing that you're willing to cross the entire universe to be with
02:09Make sure it's ready to do the same for you
02:24It doesn't matter how far you travel
02:26You can never escape yourself
02:28Did you just come up with that?
02:29No, bitch
02:30That is a very common phrase
02:46Let's go
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