00:01Ciao a tutti.
00:02Welcome to your favorite podcast
00:04where I talk about whatever I feel like
00:06talking about.
00:08So these big movie producers came to me
00:10and said we want you to write a romcom
00:12about a gay couple.
00:15Something a straight guy
00:16might even like and watch with his girlfriend.
00:19Gay guys are my jam.
00:20Awesome. Something a straight guy might like?
00:23Am I gonna be in the middle of some high speed
00:24chase and then all of a sudden fall in love with
00:26Ice Cube? Am I gonna get buttfucked
00:28Jason Momoa while we're both worrying about a volcano
00:31They said we just want a movie that shows the world
00:34that gay relationships and straight relationships
00:36are the same
00:37Love is love is love
00:38I said love is love is love
00:41No it's not
00:42That is bullshit
00:45Our friendships are different
00:47I have to go to a party and you're too old to be in the pool
00:49Please leave
00:51Our sex lives are different
00:52Ass pic?
00:53Don't have ass pic
00:54Must see pic of ass
00:57Took this just for you bro
00:59Did he block me?
01:01Our relationships are different
01:03This is bisexual awareness week
01:05and no one has acknowledged it
01:07Lesbian history month was in March
01:10Nobody said a goddamn thing
01:12Of course
01:13Lesbians get a month and we get a week
01:15I don't want any Hollywood bullshit
01:17No scenes where two guys are about to hook up
01:19and all of a sudden the camera conveniently pulls away
01:22Oh
01:23Hey I'm gonna go
01:25It was nice meeting you
01:26Yeah you too
01:26It was lovely
01:31I don't know
01:32I don't know
01:34My whole life I prided myself on being self-reliant
01:38What is going on with you?
01:40This motherfucker has gone into my head
01:45What are you into?
01:46One of these fucking ripped idiots with no opinions?
01:48No I like someone who's physically very frail
01:50and won't stop talking
01:56Maybe you're both bottoms and that's the problem
01:57Bottoms dance
01:59Bottoms dance
02:02Oh my god
02:04Gay sex was more fun when straight people were uncomfortable with it
02:08Nooo
02:11Anyway it doesn't matter
02:12I'm not the right person to write a rom-com anyway
02:16Oh my god do you guys remember straight people?
02:18Yeah they had a nice run
02:21Oh my god do you guys remember that
02:23That I'm not the right person
02:24Oh my god do you guys remember that
02:26I don't know
02:26You were all this
02:26I don't know
02:27You don't know
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