00:00The best and the worst and the craziest
00:02It's rock this suburb
00:03It's about to turn 13
00:07I don't share
00:11Vodeh ha ha shamanhi
00:13Hold on a second, sorry
00:14Hello?
00:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on
00:18It's God, he wants his language back
00:20That's me, Evan Goldman
00:24I'm about to turn 13
00:25And have my bar mitzvah
00:27A bar mitzvah is the event that defines you
00:29The Jewish Super Bowl
00:31Everything was going so well
00:33Until my parents broke up
00:34Now I have to have my bar mitzvah in Indiana
00:37I don't even know anyone there
00:40You haven't been here since you were five
00:42But if it took a divorce to get you to come back
00:44Maybe it's a good thing
00:46Mom, why?
00:47I look at the bright side
00:49What is there to do around here?
00:51Not much
00:51If my party is awful, I'll never live it down
00:54So we'll find the best DJ at the best bar room
00:57At the best hotel
00:58Which is the best western
01:09Oh, you're the new kid
01:12That's who you want to hang out with?
01:14That's been cool
01:15I want them to come to my party
01:17Is that what you want?
01:18To be cool?
01:21So, Evan Goldman
01:22If there's a party and I tell people not to come
01:24There isn't a party
01:26Things are going really great for us, huh?
01:28Don't start right now
01:30Wait until you're older
01:31Homework, laundry, dishes, courses
01:34Just settle down and hold your horses
01:37What just happened?
01:39Middle school
01:47What happens if I mess up?
01:49I'm not here to tell you what you should or shouldn't do
01:51You've got to find your own way
01:52The best and the worst and the most and the least
01:55And the crazy and the scary
01:56And we're just about to turn 13
01:58You've got to be like 14
01:59You've got to be sweet
02:02You've got to be
02:03Says both
02:04Cause you've got to be
02:05And the best and the truth
02:06And you've got to be
02:13You've got to be
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