00:00Aim for the stars, you know what I mean?
00:04Flippin' heck!
00:07I didn't choose golf, the more it chose me.
00:10It was destiny.
00:13Sorry!
00:15Flippin' heck!
00:16Where I come from, the only job was the chipmine.
00:20But I did have ambitions, of course.
00:22If you could do anything in the old world, what would you do?
00:26Do Guinness.
00:27Pretty soon.
00:28My own dreams were put on hold.
00:30Stop this stupid dancing near the TV!
00:32It's not stupid!
00:33Because I had a family now.
00:35Shut it! Shut it!
00:37A new young man once said he was going to be somebody.
00:40I promised champagne, caviar, diamonds.
00:43You should have married him.
00:45Then, well, everything changed.
00:50Ali's done it.
00:52It just goes to show, if you put your mind to it, you can achieve anything you want to.
00:57I'm going to have a crack at the British Open.
01:00Golf?
01:02The British Open is the most respected tournament in the world.
01:06I've never even played bloody golf before, Dad.
01:08Mind your language on the course.
01:10F***ing hell.
01:12It says professional.
01:14Are you sure?
01:14Well, practice is the road to perfection.
01:18Welcome on the team, Maurice Flitcroft.
01:21Don't adjust the television.
01:23This is actually happening.
01:25And it misses.
01:27Oh, dear me.
01:28How does it feel to have shot the worst round in history?
01:32And it's in, and the crowd grew wild.
01:35It's quite exciting, actually.
01:37You've done it all.
01:39Well, what were you thinking, Dad?
01:41I've never heard you mention golf in your life.
01:43I'm sorry I embarrassed your son.
01:45How can you say that, after all he's done for you?
01:49Are you going to try again, Maurice?
01:51An open championship should be open to everyone.
01:54I want him far from every club in the country.
01:57Why?
01:58Look next.
01:59What about if you had to enter someone else?
02:01Bonjour.
02:02From Paris, France, Gerard Hoppe.
02:06He's a naughty dresser.
02:07I'll give him that.
02:08Merci beaucoup.
02:11Whatever happens, no one can say you didn't try.
02:17What a great opening drive.
02:20Have they got the real Maurice Flitcroft?
02:24Sorry!
02:25No, I think that's him.
02:28Maurice Flitcroft.
02:30Severiano Ballesteros.
02:31You what?
02:31Solo llámame Seve.
02:33Oh, sí, Seve, Seve.
02:34Hasta entonces.
02:35All right, yeah.
02:37Hasta cojones.
