00:01You said you're never gonna step a foot in Texas again.
00:04I know, this is unexpected.
00:05Oh, nothing with you is unexpected.
00:08Your last job is over 17 years ago.
00:11That's quite a gap.
00:12Well, you know, I've worked almost every day for the last 17 years.
00:15I moved back in with my wife last week.
00:17No, I'm calling the cops!
00:18Fuck!
00:19Really?
00:20Eight!
00:20We decided to make a run of it.
00:22I just need a place to crash for a couple days.
00:24What's the big deal?
00:25Mikey, go fuck yourself!
00:27All right, look, I'm gonna be straight with you.
00:28I'm an adult film actor.
00:31Excuse me?
00:32So why are you back, Mr. Hollywood?
00:35Mikey, welcome back, dude!
00:37I'm on top of my game right now on like every single possible level.
00:40Physical stamina, my mind is sharp.
00:43I'm taking 5-HTP for serotonin in my brain.
00:46Yeah?
00:46With my skill and ability, there's no denying what I can do.
00:49The universe is on my side, bro.
00:51Before long, it'll be like we're still married.
00:54We are still married.
00:57I'm doing this tonight, you're probably gonna start a fight.
01:03What's your name?
01:03Everybody calls me strawberry.
01:05You're like an extraterrestrial around here.
01:08And fuck with me.
01:09I'm not.
01:11Where were you?
01:12In this cute little town called None Your Fucking Business, Texas.
01:14Hope you had a good fucking time!
01:16Now it's time to leave.
01:19I think it's cool you just said, fuck it.
01:21I'm gonna get paid for doing the thing I love most.
01:24And as long as you're not hurting anybody, you can you, man.
01:29I'm not afraid to fight you.
01:31I don't give a-
01:32What the fuck?
01:34He fucker punched me.
01:35I would 100% out cardio that guy.
01:38Fuck.
01:38Sorry for swearing.
01:40The shit got out of control.
01:43I came this fucking close to getting shot.
01:46This fucking close.
01:50The dog's like, oh, he's a good man.
01:52I can tell by his nice energy.
01:57Your persona non-grave.
02:03Life's sweet, Sophie.
02:05Life is sweet.
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