00:01Tonight, we take a look at a man who's no stranger to controversy.
00:06He's one of the most decorated U.S. servicemembers in military history,
00:11graduate of three different special forces programs
00:14with enemy combatant kills spanning four different American wars.
00:20Mick Gruber, to many he's a patriot, a hero,
00:23but to many more, and in the eyes of the law, he's a criminal.
00:27I had a chance to speak with this divisive character
00:29and ask how he's adjusting to his new life in prison.
00:37What's life in prison like for you?
00:40Oh, it's f***ing great.
00:42Yeah, thank you so much for asking.
00:44Great first question, Ted.
00:46Do you feel that America has turned its back on you?
00:49I literally save an entire American city,
00:53and then they throw me in jail for killing one dude.
00:56Do you truly believe that it was self-defense?
00:59Here we go.
01:01Yeah, more of this f***ing.
01:02Jury ultimately found you guilty of all 18 counts.
01:08You displayed frequent outbursts that earned you a record 326 contempt of court charges.
01:15According to court documents, you repeatedly said,
01:19eat my f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing
01:29f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing
01:33f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing
01:45f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing
01:49La legge della legge della legge della legge della legge.
02:21È un'na gianto di trovacere contro la legge della legge della legge della legge.
02:50I guess I do, you know, when I was young, I just always knew that that was what I wanted
02:56to do, you know?
02:58I wanted to kill people.
03:02Some people are just lucky they know what they want to do with their lives right out of the gate.
03:07Like you probably knew you always wanted to be an ugly reporter.
03:12But Gruber, what's an upper-decker?
03:16Why don't you f***ing tell me?
03:19An upper-decker is the retaliatory act of defecating into the water reservoir of a commode.
03:25What you're seeing is a simulation created by the prosecution in MacGruber's 1987 court-martial trial for vandalism.
03:33We showed the video to MacGruber.
03:38Your target in this case was Serbian ambassador, Drogon Petrovic.
03:43What did he do to deserve this?
03:46He did it with a f***ing butthole.
03:48Your actions embarrassed American forces and halted peace talks in the region.
03:53Look, I get the job done, and sometimes that ruffles some feathers, but it's okay, because I'm a lone wolf.
04:00But you weren't always alone.
04:03Prison officials tell me you've been sending these letters for years.
04:09But they always come back unopened.
04:13What happened between you and Vicky St. Elmo?
04:21Vicky's the light of my life.
04:25And sometimes the light can shine so bright that it burns the moth that's attracted to it.
04:32But then you just have to wait for the light to cool down.
04:36Then the moth can take his teeny tiny little moth to have sex with the light again.
04:43It's all about moths and lights and b****s and, you know.
04:48You're not scheduled for parole consideration for 40 years.
04:53What's your point?
04:55You may never see her again.
04:59Oh, how dare you, you f***ing piece of s***.
05:02You have no idea what the future holds.
05:05You think they're going to keep me in here forever?
05:07One day something's going to happen to America, and they're going to need me,
05:11and they're going to come here, and they're going to beg for me to come out.
05:15You know what?
05:15I'm going to say, maybe, maybe I'll do it, but I'll get out of here, you piece of s***,
05:21and I'll get to see Vicky, and then I'm going to come find you afterwards,
05:26and I'm going to f***ing end your f***ing life
05:28and smile as blood pours out of your f***ing eyes and heart.
05:34You think I'm going to stay in here?
05:36They're going to f***ing need me.
05:38And that's how our interview ended, with more questions than answers.
05:42But despite his erratic behavior,
05:45MacGruber has a history of impossible victories.
05:49He might not deserve his harsh sentence,
05:53but if what it takes to see him freed is another unwinnable existential threat to our world,
05:59maybe we should all hope he stays locked up for a long time.
06:21I'm going to stay in here.
06:24Okay, happy meeting you,
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