00:00We're concerned about what's going on in the department.
00:04This is already all over social media.
00:07This department's hanging on by a thread.
00:09Bill's incident is spinning out of control.
00:13Oh, there she is.
00:14Our first lady chair.
00:16Woman.
00:16I'm not gonna sugarcoat this.
00:18We're in dire crisis.
00:19I wouldn't be surprised if the president asked for Bill's resignation.
00:23Can he stay for dinner?
00:24No.
00:24No wonder nobody wanted to marry you.
00:26Are you too involved?
00:27My defending Professor Dobson has nothing to do with my feelings for him,
00:30which are entirely platonic and professional.
00:32Everybody knows she's in love with him.
00:34You're in makeup.
00:35What? No.
00:36He's pretty.
00:37Don't you ever think about it?
00:45Professor Dobson?
00:46I just like him.
00:47He's smart.
00:48And high.
00:49Don't take your jacket off.
00:51I don't know how to say this, so I'm just gonna say it.
00:52Get your shit together.
00:54I like when you act like you're my boss.
00:56I am your boss.
00:58This has become a serious reputational matter.
01:01Oh, God.
01:02Sorry I thought you were naked.
01:04You should be running this place.
01:06Instead you're running around playing nice.
01:09I feel like someone handed me a ticking time bomb
01:11because they wanted to make sure a woman was holding him when it explodes.
01:14Nobody wants to come out and support you when you're a scandalous figure.
01:17My boy's toast.
01:19Tell me what to do.
01:19You're going to apologize.
01:20I'm so sorry.
01:21Oh, my God.
01:22Not to me, dumbass.
01:23I am the chair of the department.
01:25Let's fucking shake this place up.
01:27I'm dead and I'm dead and I'm tired of recording all you can do.
01:34Grazie a tutti.
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