00:01I want to welcome our newest four-star general, Mark Naird, formerly number two at the Air Force.
00:07Thank you. It has always been my dream to command a service branch.
00:11Our nation's internet runs through our vulnerable space satellites.
00:15POTUS wants complete space dominance.
00:17To that end, the president is creating a new branch, Space Force, which Mark will run.
00:24What?
00:26This is a great adventure we are embarking on today.
00:30There will be setbacks, but greatness was never won without sacrifice.
00:35Oh, he is blowing it just like you thought.
00:38Yeah, it is a complete shit show.
00:40Oh, my dry cleaner.
00:43Yeah, yeah, they lost my dress wipes.
00:47Space should be a zone of wonder, not of conflict and death.
00:51There's a scientist who has a loyalty to reason.
00:53It makes you a little untrustworthy.
00:58How much was that prototype?
00:59Four.
01:00Million?
01:01Middle schools.
01:02Cost as much as four new middle schools.
01:04In fact, fuck!
01:06Are you running?
01:07No, keep up.
01:07Your attitude seems to be, give us money and don't look while we militarize space.
01:12You are running!
01:13Keep up!
01:14Hey, punk!
01:15What are you doing?
01:16Got suspended.
01:17Gave a teacher the finger.
01:18His blood pressure is spiking.
01:19Brad?
01:19No interruptions for five minutes.
01:29Aruba, Jamaica.
01:31Ooh, I want to take you.
01:33Bermuda.
01:34Karma.
01:35Karma.
01:36Pretty mama.
01:38Bodies in the sand.
01:43Tropical drinks melting in your hand.
01:47We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band.
01:53Da-da-da-da-da.
01:55Aruba, Jamaica.
01:57Ooh, I want to take you to Bermuda.
02:0750 years ago, our country put a man on the moon.
02:11Guess what, kids?
02:12We're going back.
02:14That's where we want to go.
02:18We gotta go.
02:20Go.
02:20Go.
02:24Go.
02:25Go.
02:25Go.
02:25Go.
02:25Go.
02:25Go.
02:27Go.
02:29Go.
