00:01These genius aliens are smarter than any man.
00:04Who knows what game of chess they're playing with us?
00:07Oh, don't throw that out. I can sell it!
00:09It has an unstable gray hole inside.
00:11You're an unstable gray hole.
00:13Ha ha, nice.
00:14It feels like I'm the only Slorpion who wants to escape this planet.
00:18What up? We're aliens.
00:20Make room at the table.
00:23You know, Terry, everyone in the neighborhood hates us.
00:25You guys want some peanut butter cookies.
00:27Oh, she's threatening us. I'm freaking out.
00:29Hey, you guys. Cool headphones. What are you listening to?
00:32This table's for potters only.
00:34I could turn into a pod.
00:35No, making odd people.
00:36Or any of that Outer Limits bullshit.
00:39Why are you dissecting your classmates?
00:41She was beating us at school.
00:43I'm gonna beat you up really bad.
00:44Whose ass was I gonna kick again?
00:47Just keep doing that until she's cool.
00:48Wow, it really is making her dumber.
00:50I can't believe humans drink this stuff.
00:54We can make people like us.
00:57Courtesy of Corvo.
00:58Oh, my God. I can feel my legs.
01:01But these are kind of hard to control.
01:03You're welcome.
01:04We may be trapped on this world, on the brink of mass extinction,
01:08plagued by a species that destroys the environment,
01:10but at least we have each other.
01:13Oh, that's sick.
01:15What'd I miss?
01:18I thought you weren't shrinking kids down anymore.
01:20These are adults.
01:21They love it.
01:24Good night, Mr. Janitor.
01:26The best thing you're doing is how to do it where you're from.
01:29Hey, twice.
01:30Sticking up a tongue.
01:32No, but you know you're through.
01:33What are we gonna do?
01:34I can't go to prison.
01:35I don't have a butthole.
01:36How will I smuggle in treats?
01:37You know what I do when I'm out of ideas?
01:39Cocaine.
01:40And then I get like a million ideas at once.
01:44That's how to do it where we're from.
01:45Hey!
01:46We're unlikable, aren't we?
01:47We'll have to build new best friends.
01:49I'm Funbucket.
01:51Funbucket.
01:51I'm Corvo, and this is Terry, and we are your new best friends.
01:55You guys aren't gonna try to me, are you?
01:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:59With them different rippers, rippers, microphone grippin' it.
02:02That's how they do it where they from.
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