00:01Ooooooooooooooo
00:04I love Greg.
00:05Uh...
00:06What?
00:06I love Greg.
00:07Greg who?
00:08Oh, Greg or Ian chant, yeah.
00:11Very good.
00:11Well I don't mind whether Greg or Ian chant.
00:13I mean they're both good.
00:19Serviz!
00:20This is the fourth time we've been on one of these little jaunt.
00:23We're reiterating the steps of Odysseus.
00:26Greeks were camped here ten years.
00:29I can do a week tops
00:31With a pillow
00:31I won't camp without a pillow
00:34It's a shame we're getting the ferry
00:35I would like to stay in the hotel lesbian
00:37Come on Mr Bond
00:39You like staying in the hotel lesbian
00:40Just as much as I do
00:42If I can get my head down in the lesbian
00:44I'm more than happy
00:48Come on
00:49What do you mean come on?
00:52Ah that's convenient
00:57Hello
00:58I look better as I get older
01:00Lots of women say that
01:01Well a man is going to say it as well
01:02I'm saying it
01:02You look better older
01:03Oh thank you
01:04You were unpalatable as a young man
01:07We've not got much time left
01:09You're going to miss me
01:12It can be exhausting
01:14Good God you should meet you
01:19I could do that
01:21You could not
01:22Let me swim to the sirens
01:24Okay you in
01:25I must miss my shoulder
01:26If you died I would gladly
01:28Try and resuscitate you
01:29Are you raving goodbye to me?
01:33If you're all Greek actors
01:34So I'll stab you
01:35That'll come easy
01:38How about you do a sponsored silence
01:40Now for charity
01:43For 97 minutes
01:44You forget what a self-regarding arse
01:46Coogan is in real life
01:47My takeaway from that is
01:49He thinks I'm a brilliant actor
01:50That's what you take away from it
01:51Yeah
01:52Yeah
01:52Yeah
01:52Yeah
01:52Yeah
01:57Doing Marlon Brando
01:59I'm glad you flagged that up
02:00You tell the men
02:01That we were to say around the Cape of Good Hope
02:03And we're to say around the horn
02:04I don't like where you speak with them
02:06You've got to tell the person these things
02:08Hello
02:09You're doing alright
02:10Yeah
02:14Still hadn't finished
02:18What would you say you're most proud of?
02:21Uh, my seven BAFTAs
02:22For me it'd be my children
02:23Yeah, well, because you haven't got any BAFTAs
02:25Though you have got children
02:27Which is interesting
02:30I don't like where you're most proud of
02:32I don't like where you're most proud of
02:32I don't like where you're most proud of
02:33I don't like where you're most proud of
02:35I don't like where you're most proud of
02:42I don't like where you're most proud of
02:43I don't like where you're most proud of
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