00:02.
00:02Bayside! Bayside!
00:04Remember how much full on high school used to be?
00:06You believe that was like 30 years ago.
00:09These kids.
00:10They can be sheltered.
00:11They're so hot and popular.
00:13You're like Justin Bieber if he wasn't like 100 years old.
00:16And clueless.
00:19Bayside is 99% paperless,
00:21so getting your books is kind of a pain in the ass.
00:23Ugh, it took forever.
00:25Time out.
00:25What did that blonde fool just say to me?
00:27It may look like I'm a hot happy guy.
00:32You're a gym teacher and I saw you eating soup in your car.
00:37When I was in high school,
00:38I constantly used to fight with my best friend over a hot girl.
00:42That was actually your dad.
00:43Over your mom.
00:45Then I just found another girl that I really liked
00:47and I started hooking up with her instead.
00:50Oh wait, that was your mom.
00:51it was like a good time.
00:52We will see you when you do New York City.
00:53We're back in the next week.
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