00:01So, Alice, come would you describe your relationship with Jesus?
00:07Um...
00:08Welcome.
00:10You've got mail.
00:14Mom?
00:20Fine.
00:21Just fine?
00:24Okay, it's like this.
00:25Guys only need a few seconds, you know, like a microwave.
00:28While ladies, they typically need to preheat for a while.
00:36Welcome.
00:40I am sick of being friends with a pervy psycho.
00:44Okay.
00:45This retreat will challenge you in new and profound ways.
00:50Are your garments spotless?
00:53Are they white as snow?
00:54Are you washed in the...
00:57And remember...
01:00God is always watching you.
01:06Are you washed in the blood of the world?
01:09We made s'mores after lunch.
01:11We pretended each marshmallow was a different mortal sin before burning it.
01:14Yours was lust.
01:16Oh.
01:17That's all.
01:19Women's
01:20Grazie a tutti.
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