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00:05Do you know that moment
00:05when you're in high school and
00:07the girl that you fall in love with
00:09likes you back?
00:11Cause I don't
00:13Her name is Ramona
00:14or as I like to call her
00:16the daughter of Satan
00:18If a woman gives herself to you
00:22Have you ever fucked a virgin?
00:24Who tells you that?
00:26And you don't
00:27Cause you're retarded
00:29I want a relationship
00:30or something
00:31She will make you suffer
00:41Yo blondie!
00:42This guy likes you!
00:44Of course I fell in love with her too because
00:47I'm fucked up
00:48I'm very stupid
00:49I have a boyfriend that's just enjoyed a night
00:53and that's all
00:53I have a girlfriend now
00:54Is your girlfriend your left hand?
00:56What if I had to choose which dessert I want to eat
00:58for the rest of my life?
01:00You are so sweet, Andre
01:05I think I just made the biggest mistake of my life
01:08You know what sex is, right?
01:10The fastest way to get a girl pregnant
01:26Basically
01:26This movie is the story of me
01:29I don't get women at all
01:30Getting fucked over by everybody I'd want to get fucked over by
01:33Suck it!
01:34Ramona, wrong motherfucking answer
01:43And not fucking over everybody I'd like to
01:45Give me a call
01:46You can suck it too
01:48Okay
01:48When?
01:52Dude
01:52Guess what?
01:53I just had a date with Anna Mona last night
01:56And I fucked your mother last night
02:00Mom?
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