00:01I've noticed you're pretending to masturbate, and I was wondering if you wanted to talk about it.
00:09Oh, I wish my mom was a sex guru.
00:11So, why don't you start by telling me your earliest memory of your scrotum?
00:17Trust me, you don't.
00:21This is a new frontier, my sexually repressed friend.
00:24Our chance to finally move up the social food chain.
00:30I'm worried about you, man. Everybody's either thinking about shagging, about to shag, or actually shagging.
00:40The students at this school need your health, and we need their money.
00:43I'll deal with the business and things, and you can do therapy.
00:47Therapy?
00:47Yeah, sex therapy. Like your mom.
00:49Wow, sex therapist? This could be awesome. It could be popular.
00:54I might have a mild to moderate crush on me.
00:58I'm addicted to wanking.
01:00My pubes are out of control.
01:01I wish I could be a normal kid, with a normal dad, with a normal dick.
01:09Prepare for the best two years of our lives.
01:17Let me get you some condoms.
01:18No, thanks, mom.
01:27Stay out of my life.
01:30What kind of man do you want to be?
01:32What kind of man do you want me to be, dad?
01:37You can't choose who you're attracted to. You can't engineer a relationship.
01:42I don't believe in love.
01:44You are who you are.
01:46Don't let anyone take that away from you.
01:52I still think it's weird a teenage boy's a sex therapist.
01:56waarom
02:14Grazie a tutti.
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