00:02Happy birthday to you!
00:10True love with one...
00:11So I've been trying for the last six months
00:13to make a baby with my best friend.
00:16How's your camel toe, honey?
00:17Fine.
00:18How's your loose butthole?
00:19It's such a selfish act
00:21when there's so many that you can adopt.
00:22And now I want to.
00:24I just got an email.
00:25Your sperm count is lower than we thought.
00:28Oh no.
00:28It's not gonna work.
00:30I wish I could get you pregnant.
00:32It would be so easy.
00:33You look so cute too.
00:35That's what you want?
00:36That's gross.
00:37Maybe not.
00:38If I was like you,
00:40I would like to be like me
00:41and then I'd like to be like you
00:43and then like me.
00:44You want to be the next sperm count?
00:47It would be so amazing if you could.
00:48It's not a decision to be made lightly.
00:50It affects my life too.
00:52No!
00:53Look at you there with your white boots.
00:55What?
00:56You know, we're friends, partner.
00:57I can't help you.
00:57We're friends.
00:58I think I have a new boyfriend.
00:59Oh my goodness.
01:01Okay, ready?
01:02Look like it's your son.
01:03It's always gonna be a little weird.
01:05It doesn't feel right.
01:06It doesn't feel right at all.
01:07Oh hell no!
01:08Babe, just breathe.
01:10Just use this as an opportunity to calm down.
01:19Hey.
01:19How are you, man?
01:20How are you?
01:21I'm good.
01:22What's going on?
01:24No.
01:24What is going on?
01:27What are you gonna do?
01:29Yo!
01:30Are you gonna be a dad like a real baby?
01:33This is so romantic.
01:35Yes.
01:36Is this really happening?
01:38It's happening.
01:39Freddie, please!
01:41Tell me!
01:43Come on, mother!
01:46Tell me, why is Dirty Baby right?
01:48It's Nasty Baby.
01:50Nasty baby!
01:50Oh, that's much better.
01:51It's better, right?
01:52It's much better.
01:53Nasty baby!
01:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:01Now it's D, D, D, I'm gonna do what?
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