00:05www.mesmerism.info
00:30www.mesmerism.info
01:00I had a baby
01:00Jay, brace yourself
01:02You're about to meet our love, Jay
01:05I think I'm gonna need to see a blood test
01:09No, Jay
01:10This is my daughter, Millennium Falcon
01:13Can you take us to Hollywood with you?
01:17Fuck no, man!
01:19It's a tough-ass neighborhood
01:21Either you take us to Hollywood
01:23Or I stab you both to death on my own front fucking lawn
01:26And on that note, we cue the music
01:31Fuck!
01:32I'm glad you guys are smoking back there
01:35I was driving someone about a week ago
01:36And he took a big shit
01:38You have no idea how hard it is to get the smell out of pleather
01:45Yo, Methods!
01:46Let's do this
02:01I just found out I have a kid
02:04But I don't know how to be a father
02:05Anybody with cum
02:07Can be a father
02:09But only love can make you a dad
02:11How you gonna talk about love
02:13When you fling and cum all over the place
02:14That shit's unseemly, bro
02:19What do you guys think about this reboot?
02:21It sucks
02:22There, I said it
02:23And who's directing this shit, anyway?
02:25Kevin fucking Smith?
02:27Smells like this reboot
02:28Went up in smoke
02:32Hey man, it's me, Kevin Smith
02:34Jason Mews
02:34That's right, we're refugees from the 90s
02:36Get ready for our sequel
02:37The Jay and Silent Bob Shugback
02:38Jay and Silent Bob Reboot
02:40You wanna see it?
02:41We wanna show it to you?
02:42So we're bringing it to you
02:43To your hometown
02:44You can watch it with us
02:46And afterwards, we're gonna answer all your questions
02:48That's right
02:48It's the Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Roadshow
02:50So come on out and join us
02:52Give us your money
02:53Cause we gotta eat this year
02:54Yeah, and so does my kid, man
02:55So get tickets at RebootRoadshow.com
02:58See you there
03:00See you there
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