00:00Can you hear my inner thoughts?
00:01I CAN HEAR YOUR INNER THOUGHTS!
00:07That's my new neighbor.
00:08I should really give him a thoughtful housewarming gift, i.e. me.
00:14Such a nice day for a jog.
00:19What's going on in his head?
00:20What, my ass doesn't look good in his skirt?
00:22Given the current climate, it feels inappropriate for me to comment on your body.
00:25Brandon!
00:25Tied as a snare drum, you could bounce a quarter off that thing.
00:27Screw him. Today's my day. I'll make you a partner, baby.
00:31Headline news.
00:33Somebody in this room is about to be summoned
00:35Worldwide Sports Management's newest partner.
00:38Whoa!
00:40That pass was actually to Eddie.
00:42Woo!
00:44I'm so sick of this boys club.
00:47Try me, bro!
00:48I'll kill you and leave you and make it look like an accident.
00:50Ad agency exec?
00:51Nah, it's my mom.
00:53They say that I don't connect with men.
00:56I hired a psychic.
00:57Where did you find her?
00:58Facebook.
01:00I can help you.
01:01Why don't we have some tea?
01:02This smells like dirt.
01:03Oh, that's just jasmine tea.
01:05If you don't count the weed and the peyote and the crack.
01:14I feel weird after last night.
01:16Yeah, that's what happens when tequila meets desperation.
01:18Stop doing that.
01:19Holy crap.
01:20Can you hear my inner thoughts?
01:21I can hear your inner thoughts.
01:23No!
01:25This tea messed me up.
01:27Did you shit yourself?
01:28No.
01:28No.
01:29I have psychic powers.
01:31You can hear what I'm thinking right now.
01:32Not you, just men.
01:34You know, you could use this to your advantage.
01:36You're right.
01:39Too grand.
01:40I'm bluffing these fools.
01:41Pretzels are delicious.
01:42I'm going to freeze my sperm and have baby ice cubes.
01:50Look at you.
01:55Impressing all the ladies.
01:56Whatever.
01:57Why would I waste a second on her when I got you standing right here in front of me?
02:02Why are her eyes always closed?
02:04Am I that ugly?
02:05Damn, her eyes open but she look crazy as hell.
02:13Who are you?
02:14I hope it's okay I borrowed your mask.
02:16Welcome to Wakanda.
02:19Close your mouth. Don't breathe.
02:20Don't say nothing.
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