00:01Un anno fa, la mia vita è finita e la mia vita è iniziata.
00:06I'm the greatest star.
00:10I voglio essere successivo.
00:11I am, by far.
00:13But I haven't told my friends or my parents.
00:15But no one knows.
00:18Except my ex.
00:19He knows.
00:21And you.
00:23We're partners.
00:24You're great at what you do.
00:25Alone, I am a spittoon.
00:26With you, I'm a somebody.
00:27Who is the pip with pizzazz?
00:31Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
00:33And jazz.
00:34Who is as glamour as that?
00:37Who's an American beauty role?
00:40With an American...
00:41You're not late so often.
00:42Just getting around.
00:44I mean, not getting around.
00:45Marry somebody and everything will be fine.
00:47Do you think you can go back to making jello molds?
00:49I don't know. I make a hell of a jello mold.
00:52We're gonna die in this tunnel.
00:54Good. Something to look forward to.
00:55We got a girl comic coming up.
00:58Don't get too excited, fellas.
01:00She keeps her clothes on.
01:02I wanna be big.
01:04The biggest thing out there.
01:07Tits up?
01:08Tits up.
01:09Have you guessed yet?
01:12Who's the best yet?
01:14Here we come.
01:15You ready?
01:16Yes.
01:16No. Let's do it.
01:19Men in general run around telling everyone that only men are funny.
01:24Comedy is fueled by disappointment and humiliation.
01:29Now, who the hell does that describe more than women?
01:31We are back in New York City!
01:38We got the rabbi!
01:41Smell that?
01:42Smells like cheap beer and piss.
01:44I know.
01:44Exciting, right?
01:45Can, guys.
01:47Fish.
01:52Miss you.
02:00That can last throw over there.
02:03Yeah, we got one more time.
02:04So.
02:04We got 18 Bethygues.
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