00:00Say to yourself, this is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the
00:05best I'm ever going to do, and it ain't that great.
00:08Happy birthday.
00:10For Mitch Robbins, turning 39 wasn't the end of the world.
00:14It just felt like it.
00:16I'm losing hair where I want hair, and I'm getting hair where they shouldn't be hair.
00:19I found four big fat ones on my back. I'm starting to look like the fly.
00:22He couldn't put his finger on what was missing.
00:24Show him the brochure.
00:25It's fantastic.
00:26But his friends could.
00:27Two weeks, the three of us, driving cattle.
00:30What, like in a truck?
00:31No, it's a real old-fashioned cattle drive.
00:34Go away with Ed.
00:36Take Phil.
00:37Go and find your smile.
00:43Welcome to the Stone Ranch.
00:44Believe it or not, that work you saw a while ago, y'all are going to be doing that the
00:48next two weeks.
00:49My ass hurts just watching this.
00:51What do you think?
00:52I think you look like one of the village people.
00:58I'll pay for that shirt, too.
01:02That is the toughest man I've ever seen in my life.
01:05Did you see how leathery he was?
01:07He was like a saddlebag with eyes.
01:09Oh, come on!
01:10Hi, Curly.
01:11Kill anyone today?
01:12Staying over yet.
01:15Arnold, I'm losing you.
01:17We're going behind a butte.
01:19Arnold?
01:20I got a special treat.
01:21We're going to make fresh coffee.
01:25Wow, something's spooking the cattle.
01:27Stampede!
01:32City folk.
01:34The scouts have a baby.
01:35Reach in and pull out the calf.
01:38You know, this was not in the brochure.
01:40This summer...
01:42Yee-haw!
01:43Yee-haw!
01:45Yee-haw!
01:45Billy Crystal...
01:46Look what I did!
01:47I made a cow!
01:48Daniel Stern...
01:49They lost my wife!
01:51They lost my job!
01:51And they've got some sort of rash
01:53from making in the bushes!
01:55And Bruno Kirby...
01:56I'm going to die!
01:57I'm going to die!
01:58Oh, God!
01:58...hit the trail.
01:59Oh, secret life, please.
02:01No, what?
02:03This...
02:04Your finger?
02:05Just one thing.
02:07What's the one thing?
02:08That's what you've got to figure out.
02:11Let's just leave it hurt!
02:12Get the hell out of here, huh?
02:13A cowboy doesn't leave it hurt!
02:15You are a sporting good salesman!
02:17Salesman!
02:18Not today!
02:20Sometimes, you have to get your feet wet...
02:24Oh, God!
02:25I don't like this!
02:26...to sit a little taller in the saddle.
02:28I'm 39!
02:28I'm saying moo cow in a river!
02:31Do you believe this?
02:33Ha, ha, ha!
02:34Came out here, city slickers?
02:36You're gonna go home, cowboys!
02:42I'm on vacation!
02:44Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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