00:00Sì
00:30Sì
00:31Oh, my God
00:36You need to get out
00:37You're in my apartment
00:39This is not my apartment
00:41Sorry
00:42You were great last night
00:43Was I?
00:44I can't remember
00:45You're a pretty girl
00:46This is New York City
00:47There's like a billion people outside that door
00:49In every male-female friendship
00:51There's total number of drinks
00:52Four, five
00:53And if you hit that
00:54It means you will definitely have sex
00:56If I had more than five drinks
00:57I'd hook up with you
00:58My drink number is 27
01:00I wouldn't even touch myself on less than 24
01:03I'm on a one night stand
01:04What about the guy over there?
01:05No
01:06He's too young
01:07I'm Ken
01:08Is this one of those fetish things
01:09Where you're like a foot fetish?
01:11Am I the foot?
01:13Do you want to be the foot?
01:15It's a no drama
01:16No drama
01:20You have to be at work in like 40 minutes
01:22I can do this in 20
01:24Step one
01:25That stuff is for babies
01:26Babies with hangovers
01:28Are we good?
01:29Payment accepted
01:30Let's go
01:33Yes
01:34Welcome to the party
01:35If Tom texts you
01:36Wait four hours to respond
01:38And if you use an emoji
01:39I will tip punch you
01:42No
01:42Emoji?
01:44Oh
01:45The thing about being single is
01:47You should cherish it
01:48Oh my god
01:49Stop having a moment
01:50Boys wanna be her
01:52The girls wanna be her
01:53The girls wanna be her
01:54The boys wanna be her
01:55The girls wanna be her
01:57The girls wanna be her
01:57The boys wanna be her
01:58The boys wanna be her
01:58You really need to get that taken care of
02:00What do you mean?
02:00I barely have any hair
02:01You should close your legs
02:02There's a reason I stopped watching Duck Dynasty
02:04Is that Tom Hanks from Castaway?
02:07The boys wanna be her
02:08The girls wanna be her
02:09Seriously
02:10It's like Gandalf is staring right at me
02:12No penis shall pass
02:14The boys wanna be her
02:15The boys wanna be her
02:17The boys wanna be her
02:17The boys wanna be her
02:17The boys wanna be her
02:17The boys wanna be her
02:18The boys wanna be her
02:18The boys wanna be her
02:19The boys wanna be her
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