00:09Noa e Claire
00:10want to start a new family
00:11We're supposed to do the deed tonight
00:15But first
00:16they'll have to take in
00:17The family they already have
00:21A couple of weeks
00:23She wants to stay for two weeks
00:25You're not even gonna know I'm here
00:28I'm Claire's cousin
00:29She said I could stay here for a few days
00:31Is that my toothbrush next to your toenail clippings?
00:33Oh man, I'm sorry
00:34Can you please pass the salt, Myrell?
00:36Oh, it's Myrell
00:37Well, actually, I kind of like Myrell better
00:40Is your mother there?
00:41You're gonna have to talk to her tomorrow
00:42Don't bet on it!
00:44She just fell, didn't she?
00:46Yeah
00:47And take on new responsibilities
00:49I'm looking for a solid employment
00:51Your recent firing would ordinarily be an enormous red flag
00:54to anybody with half a brain
00:55I have two halves
00:57What are you gonna do, Marilyn?
00:59And hide out here forever
01:00I wish they would just get divorced already
01:02and put us all out of our misery
01:03Rise and shine, Twinkle Toes
01:06Now, when he can't get rid of his mother
01:09I just got a job
01:10Where?
01:11Now we're gonna be co-workers
01:15He's having second thoughts about becoming a father
01:19There's plenty of things you can do to lower your sperm count
01:21Excuse me?
01:22Simple things
01:23Scalding hot baths
01:25You're not playing soapy worm, are you?
01:27We're tight underwear
01:29These are like four sizes too small for you
01:31Oh, that explains a lot
01:33What?
01:34Are you asleep in there?
01:35I don't want to bother you if you're asleep
01:37I mean, if you're asleep, I really don't think we should talk
01:39Your mom stole my car
01:43Mom!
01:44You even think about leaving this house tonight
01:46And I'm driving you straight to a home
01:47Oh, yeah, I'm scared
01:49Have you put up with your moose and your complaining and your dogs?
01:52You have some serious problems, you know that?
02:00Have you been trying to keep me from getting pregnant?
02:02No
02:03Yes, I have
02:04Is there anything else I need to know about?
02:06Any other lies?
02:07You can also be very self-absorbed and immature
02:09Stupid and immature
02:10I agree again
02:11You talking, I agree
02:12That's the deal, right?
02:13Oh, no, no, no
02:14Sammy Higgins, don't eat that
02:16Academy Award winner, Diane Keaton
02:19Dax Shepard
02:20Liv Tyler
02:22And Mike White
02:23That's what's so stupid
02:24Will you shut up?
02:28Smother
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