00:00Grazie a tutti.
00:30Unlike most action stars, I can speak, what's the word, English.
00:34He's kind to animals.
00:36Time for some hooch.
00:37Hooch for the cooch.
00:38He loves his fans.
00:40Give me your autograph.
00:41Ever see Rawhide?
00:43Yeah.
00:43Well, then you gotta keep them doggies rolling.
00:47And...
00:48Mr. Campbell, we need your help.
00:49When your town's in trouble.
00:51A group of teenagers unwittingly unleash Wan Di, the Chinese god of war, protector of the dead.
00:56And unless you help us some, he will kill every one of us.
01:00He's the only man.
01:02You need someone who can take on a heinous monster and stop him in his tracks.
01:06For the job.
01:07That would be me.
01:08Keep it free!
01:10Showtime, huh?
01:11Gun Di hasn't been unreached.
01:14I'm sorry, was that unreached?
01:17Grab your guns.
01:18You guys ready for some violence?
01:19I'll just have to limp along with this, um, 31 longbow.
01:2245 longslide.
01:23Longslide.
01:24Grab your women.
01:25I'm gonna move that hand.
01:26Sorry about that.
01:29It's time.
01:30And get ready.
01:31Are you ready for this, Bruce?
01:32Kid, I made a movie in Bulgaria.
01:34I'm ready for anything.
01:35For the legend.
01:36Then one night it happened.
01:37Retreat!
01:39They call.
01:40Shoot it!
01:41A rumble from below.
01:43You never told me that this monster was real.
01:46Bruce.
01:46And old.
01:50One D.
01:51I'm gonna stall the one-ton one-ton.
01:53He's the protector of bean curd.
01:54Before he rips my head off and shoves it in my face.
01:57It's just you and me, Top Ramen.
01:59Bruce Campbell.
02:00Ted Ramey.
02:01And me.
02:02Ted Ramey.
02:03Well, it's nice to know that tofu really is good for your health.
02:08My name is Bruce.
02:10Where the heck did you find this evil dead shampoo?
02:12Bruce, that's a strain cleaner.
02:14Maybe that would explain the burning sensation.
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