00:03A long time ago, I had a big, fat, greek wedding.
00:11Now my daughter is all grown up.
00:13Hope you applied to some local colleges too.
00:15Why do parents always say dream big when they really mean not too big?
00:19Ian and I are just trying to find a minute to ourselves.
00:22How about another date tonight?
00:24And afterward, oh, satin, slippery like an eel.
00:28Mia!
00:28You're welcome.
00:30Shave everything.
00:32You look pretty.
00:39What are you doing?
00:41Dad!
00:41And my family is still too close.
00:44Parents deserve a sex life too.
00:47This family is always in my business.
00:49Keep your eyeballs open for a nice greek boy so one day you can make babies.
00:54They follow me everywhere.
00:57I need some air.
01:00Your mom felt the same way about being greek.
01:02Florida, Texas, New York.
01:04These are the colleges I'm applying to.
01:06Why do you want to leave me?
01:08Payback.
01:10But there's always the priest never signed a wedding license.
01:15A few surprises.
01:16We're not married?
01:18I'm a hippie.
01:22Now, my family has come together.
01:25Who says a woman has to be married?
01:27You.
01:28All our lives.
01:29The wedding is off.
01:31To pull off another beautiful big fat greek wedding.
01:35Take a photo.
01:36All right, pull my neck.
01:37One, two, pull.
01:46Even though I'm taking a step back, I will always be right here.
01:52Why aren't you in greek club?
01:55Every day of my life is greek club.
01:58We come from a long line of strong women.
02:01Remember, Paris.
02:02Protect the polacki.
02:04Eyes open, knees shut.
02:06If your knees are open, shut your eyes.
02:10Catch up with me.
02:11No, no, no, no.
02:12Things like this.
02:13Don't give a love it.
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