00:01Oh, please, God. Please tell me this isn't real. Please tell me I just had a nervous breakdown at the
00:07wedding and now I'm on a mental hospital and I'm on medication and it's giving me hallucinations. Please, somebody, I
00:14don't belong here! Let me out! Oh, thank goodness. A real person. You are a real person, right? You're not
00:23one of those half-person, half-machine thingies, you know? Whatever you call those things.
00:29A cyborg? Yes, thank God, you're a cyborg. Oh, no. You're a cyborg. But I'm not a monster. I'm just
00:37a regular person. I'm not a danger to anyone or anything. I can't fight that thing. I can't even... I've
00:46never... I'm hyperventilating. Does anyone have a giant paper bag?
00:52You know, three weeks ago, if you had asked me to defeat a giant alien robot, I would have said,
00:57no can do. But I did it. Me. I'm still buzzing, you know? I mean, did you see how strong
01:04I was? There probably wasn't a jar in the world that I can't open.
01:07Oh, I'm not ever going to shortchange myself again. And the name... is Ginormica.
01:17Meeting you guys? Amazing.
01:20I love what Steven's doing in there. That's fantastic.
01:23He's actually really... Is it really helping?
01:28It's like a magic trick.
01:33Kill you? That's not how I roll.
01:39By the way, I love that you're now pointing at Steven.
01:43Wow.
01:45Wait, don't roll like that. Please.
01:50That should be the line.
01:51That's a great line.
01:52It turns out, you don't need one.
01:55Totally overrated.
01:56As a matter of fact, I don't even...
01:59I forgot how to breathe!
02:02I don't know how to breathe!
02:03Help me, Dr. Gargrove!
02:05Help!
02:06Help!
02:09Oh, thanks, Doc. You are a lifesaver.
02:12No, no, no. We mean like your monster name.
02:14Like, okay, what do people scream when they see you coming?
02:17You know, like...
02:18Look out! Here comes!
02:20Hello!
02:21Hi!
02:22How you doing?
02:23Welcome!
02:24We are here to destroy you!
02:27I got him, you guys!
02:28I got him!
02:29Don't worry!
02:30I won't let go!
02:31I'm wearing him down!
02:32Please!
02:33Please tell me he's slowing down!
02:35Hot dogs!
02:39Well, what happened to there isn't a jar in the world I can't open stuff, huh?
02:44Wait, did you find a jar you couldn't open?
02:45What was in it?
02:47Was there pickles in it?
02:48Where's this giant jar of pickles?
02:50Where is it?
02:51That's a good way to do it.
02:53Hi!
02:53I'm Benzoate Ostalazine Bicarbonate.
02:56You can call me Bob.
02:58Whichever's easier.
02:59Did I come on too strong?
03:00I'm sorry.
03:01I'm a little rusty.
03:02I've been in prison my whole life.
03:04Why did I mention prison?
03:06Oh, gosh.
03:10I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea.
03:15I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea.
03:19I may not have a brain that I have a brain that I'm gonna lose for you.
03:19He's a bitumbrable, but I'm going to lose.
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