00:05I have hair on my balls and I sell cars
00:07The end
00:08From the guys behind Talladega Nights and Stepbrothers
00:12I know your type
00:13That's all the thrill of the hunt
00:14You crave it, you corner it
00:16Let me ask you a question
00:17Do you know what to do when you catch it?
00:22Are we talking about pussy?
00:23On August 14th
00:25If you don't sell every car in 24 hours
00:27Your lot becomes my lot
00:28July 4th weekend, everybody
00:30And we're going to war
00:32Jeremy Piven
00:33Make sure your underwear is tight tomorrow
00:36Because you will have a boner
00:37Are you disgusted?
00:39I am
00:39Bing Reigns
00:40I feel like I'm watching a wonder of nature
00:42Like a blue whale giving birth
00:44Or a pig going down on a hyena
00:46James Brolin
00:48David Koechner
00:49To close, you mars
00:50Life won't leave
00:52To sell, you mars
00:54Go fuck yourself, you bald-headed son of a bitch
00:57Catherine Han
00:58Ed Helms
00:59We have some pretty sick dance moves
01:02Are you in a boy band?
01:03We open for O-Town
01:04Okay, Google it
01:05I Google it
01:05Said you fucking blow
01:07You didn't type it in right
01:08Do you know Google is case sensitive?
01:11Ken Joff
01:11Greg Robinson
01:12A couple of guys came in here earlier looking for Vanessa
01:15And I got a little bit of bad news for you
01:16Vanessa is dead
01:18Here's Motley Crue
01:19Tony Hale
01:20Alan Thicke
01:21Rob Riggle
01:22I'm a really good jar
01:23I can draw a lightsaber or a regular sword
01:25Are you retarded?
01:26It's a pituitary problem
01:28He's 10
01:30Transformers!
01:31He knew it, didn't he?
01:31I'd fuck him
01:32The goods
01:33Live hard
01:34Sell hard
01:35Don Reddy
01:35Looks like you had a rough day
01:37Sometimes it happens in the auto trade
01:39If you suck
01:43Damn it
01:44Psych
01:44Psych
01:45I just psyched you out
01:46I'm going that way
01:48So fuck you!
01:49Rated up
01:50August 14th
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