00:00Grazie a tutti.
00:30Don't, don't make me laugh.
00:31Gru, in my mind, is short for gruesome.
00:34That is an opinion.
00:36Gruesome might be his full name, and he's abbreviated to Gru, just to make it easier for people.
00:44You have to have an evil lair.
00:47This is your house?
00:49Our home sweet home.
00:50He's not a cookie cutter kind of guy.
00:52Rule number one, you will not touch anything.
01:00Wow, look at that.
01:01That is cool.
01:03You gotta have henchmen.
01:07Gru!
01:08Dr. Nefario is a right-hand man, somebody who is always there for you.
01:14We have to hold him, and fast.
01:18Why are you so old?
01:22Tim, Mark, Phil!
01:25What are those?
01:26They are my cousins.
01:30And minions are tiny helpers.
01:32And what is a nefarious plot without tiny helpers?
01:38Hello, everybody!
01:40You guys are all writing my book.
01:43No, no races.
01:45You're not going to get any races.
01:48I think everyone deserves to have at least a few thousand minions in their subterranean lair.
01:54And who doesn't have one of those?
01:57You've got to have some incredible gadgets.
01:59Remote control cookie robots.
02:02Shrink ray guns.
02:07Freeze ray guns.
02:08Freeze ray!
02:09Freeze ray!
02:10Flying battle vehicles.
02:13Always a plus to have in your back pocket.
02:16But ultimately, you have to have some sort of devious plan.
02:21Shrink the moon.
02:22I grab the moon.
02:24I sit on the toilet.
02:26What?
02:27You're funny.
02:29Go!
02:29Because, frankly, if you don't have those things, then what kind of villain are you?
02:34I will be the greatest villain of all time!
02:40These are just helpful hints to guide you through your career as an evil mastermind.
02:46Good luck!
02:49Now, remember, you need your parents' permission to go ahead with any evil plan in your home or neighborhood
02:54or something concerning your brother or sister.
02:56What?
02:57What about me?
02:59What's the feeling?
03:00What?
03:00What?
03:00What the freak?
03:01What?
03:02What?
03:02What are you eating?
03:04What?
03:04What?öß
Commenti