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Trailer dell'esilarante period comedy Your Highness diretta da David Gordon Green e interpretata da Danny McBride, James Franco, Natalie Portman, Zooey Deschanel, Justin Theroux e Toby Jones.
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00:05In a faraway land
00:08There live two brothers
00:11One brave and bold
00:14The other
00:16Not so much
00:17Courtney, will you make funny faces to entertain me?
00:22No, never triangle face
00:25I hate triangle face, it scares me
00:28The star
00:29Prepare to meet your doom
00:30I'm here to steal a beautiful virgin that looks just like
00:34Her
00:35And just how do you plan on doing that?
00:37Magic
00:40Motherfucker
00:43You must journey with your brother to rescue his bride
00:46Or you can face banishment from the kingdom
00:49Shit
00:50Let the quest begin
00:53Brother, I don't think you'll need that armor
00:55You may quest the way you like
00:57I will quest the way I like
00:59Here I come
01:03Ow
01:04This quest sucks
01:05I shouldn't even be here
01:07I will probably die on this quest
01:08Courtney definitely will
01:10If we work together, we can destroy Lazar once and for all
01:14Just say we are too late
01:16And Lazar was able to get her cookies
01:18Would you still want her?
01:20I don't want to think about that
01:22Yes, I know, but what if he buttfucked her?
01:25Would you still like her?
01:26Shut up
01:29What's right here, this vile and bathing woman
01:31I'm simply keeping an eye on her
01:33Oh God, she's looking at us
01:34Remain perfectly still
01:43How are you going to make me laugh
01:48If your vagina is anything like my hand
01:52There will be no problem
01:59We will ensure that you run into no danger
02:02With our huge muscles, we shall protect you
02:04Oh, really?
02:05Oh, really?
02:09That didn't really go as planned
02:13What the fuck?
02:16Oh, shit
02:17You've got to suck out the venom
02:19I don't want to suck it
02:20You suck it
02:21I can't suck my own venom
02:22Yes, you can, I'll help you
02:23Suck it
02:24Suck your venom
02:25I can't redo it in my mouth
02:26Courtney, suck the venom
02:27I've never sucked the venom
02:28Suck it
02:31Nice
02:32Whenever you maidens are ready
02:34Ready
03:04Finally, alone
03:05Cock-a-doodle-doo
03:07Thaddeus?
03:08Yes?
03:08I've not been able to stop thinking of you
03:10What a coincidence
03:11I was just about to finish thinking of you
03:13Your Highness
03:15Breathe deeply of these herbs
03:17And share a vision with me
03:21Thaddeus, are you seeing what I'm seeing?
03:23You making a fool of yourself
03:24Hand to your shit, Fabius, please
03:26Starting today
03:27You very much
03:27Myactively
03:28You
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