00:01I'm a humana lie detector
00:03And if you don't tell me the truth
00:05I'll beat it out of ya
00:08Meet Ned Cruz
00:09Real life private eye
00:11Her name is Lexi
00:13This is your girlfriend?
00:16What's the punchline?
00:18What is meaning of punchline?
00:21Got to find her
00:23She has diamonds
00:24What diamonds?
00:2530 million dollars worth
00:27Where?
00:27You really don't know?
00:29And cut
00:30Reset
00:31Who's next?
00:33Do you know this woman?
00:35I ain't never seen a stripper
00:36You're making a commute?
00:39Hitchcock did
00:44Where can I find her?
00:45Wow
00:45You totally don't belong here
00:48There's these tunnels
00:50Where there's supposed to be this secret underground military base
00:53Then Simon Gazillionaire Visionary Kestrel bought it
00:56I'm Simon Kestrel
00:5827 hours
00:59I'm gonna find something that theoretically should exist
01:01But no one has ever seen
01:03Funny
01:04That is exactly what I am looking for
01:06What a flashbulb boy's head on me this time
01:10We've all got kinks
01:12Dr. Niels Gek
01:14You cannot predict with any certainty what will happen next
01:18Where is she?
01:20Lexi!
01:24I do not mean to kill him
01:27Sometimes
01:27I don't know
01:28I just
01:29React
01:33I'm looking for a wand
01:34You have arrived here
01:36At the penultimate moment
01:39Where are the diamonds now?
01:41He doesn't know where the diamonds are
01:42The dead end?
01:43The dick dunk
01:46These are the spiral trails
01:48Left by subatomic particles
01:49It's real life magic
01:51The god is the wizard of Oz
01:55He's the man behind the curtain
01:57And I'm yanking back that curtain
02:05Lights
02:07Camera
02:09Action
02:12Grazie a tutti.
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