00:01So, what brings you to Hong Kong?
00:04I am a cruise ship captain of a very large vessel.
00:07My small friend here is a kick-ass travel agent.
00:09You don't look like a cruise ship captain to me.
00:11You want to know the truth?
00:12Yes.
00:13We are secret agents.
00:21We have great lives, man.
00:25What were you doing on the computer?
00:27Photographed my girl.
00:28I was doing the same thing.
00:29You want to see her?
00:29You're on three.
00:30One, two, three.
00:33That's Lauren Scott.
00:36I feel weird about dating two guys at once.
00:38I think I'm going to hell.
00:39Are you serious?
00:40You get out there.
00:40You get flexible.
00:41You know what?
00:42You date her.
00:42Besides the fact, if I got in the picture, wouldn't even be fair.
00:44I'm sorry.
00:45What does that mean?
00:46You don't have to bow out because of me.
00:49Gentlemen, this operation is top secret.
00:51You're to follow Agent Hanson.
00:52This has been perfect, mate.
00:54Make it rain.
00:57This is a live operation.
00:58This operation is a full wrap and tap.
00:59I will be right back.
01:10Really?
01:12It's getting weird.
01:13What a struggle.
01:14I have to have sex with the same guy every Wednesday night.
01:17I need a deadline.
01:18One week I have to make a decision.
01:20May the best man win.
01:23I intend to.
01:24It's a woman.
01:25You know what I mean?
01:27You know what I mean?
01:28You know what I mean?
01:29You know what I mean?
01:29You know what I mean?
01:32I think my triggering mechanism was stuck.
01:34Oh my God!
01:35You know what I mean?
01:37You know what I mean?
01:39You know what I mean?
01:42You know what I mean?
01:43You know what I mean?
01:44You know what I mean?
01:44You know what I mean?
01:44You know what I mean?
01:44You know what I mean?
01:45You know what I mean?
01:46You know what I mean?
01:52Grazie a tutti
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