00:00In the world of thoroughbred racing, there are countless stories of greatness.
00:06This is not one of those stories.
00:08Uh, hello everyone, and welcome to Dusty Sanders Racing.
00:11Just be yourself.
00:13Just coming into the racetrack and, uh, you know, you look around and you see what...
00:17Ow!
00:19I thought you broke up with me.
00:21I did.
00:21Just leave, Dusty, okay?
00:24Come back here so you can leave!
00:26It's your ideas and you didn't put them in place of me!
00:28It's not changing your mind!
00:29I'll tell you what!
00:31You think he's still into me?
00:35The setbacks you've been having, I've been a complete mess for like two weeks now.
00:41I'm alright?
00:42Yeah, but what about me?
00:43Molly and I are in the pet mortuary business.
00:45Yeah, cremation as well as taxidermy.
00:48Are you thinking of this as a career for me?
00:50Yeah.
00:51Dad, I'm a horse trainer.
00:52I love his passion for animals.
00:54I just thought he might do better with dead ones.
01:01Hey, what are you doing there?
01:03The Bunsen Swine Mile.
01:05It's a $65,000 purse.
01:07This is exactly what you've been looking for!
01:09And Dusty Sanders, he's the man we want for our trainer.
01:12It's exciting owning a horse.
01:15It's not something you've ever done before.
01:17Can't ask, you know, one of my horses to do something I can't do myself.
01:22The flowers, the fame, the fillies.
01:25I haven't missed the Kentucky Derby in 20 years!
01:29Really?
01:30On TV, of course.
01:31Oh.
01:32Dusty!
01:33The horse keeps walking around in circles.
01:35That doesn't look right!
01:36Don't worry about it.
01:37We deal with this stuff all the time.
01:39Now we've got to figure out a jockey.
01:40There she is.
01:41The woman who's going to lead us to greatness.
01:43Who the hell am I wearing?
01:44You look fine.
01:45I don't look fine.
01:46I look like a jocksicle.
01:49Sean Astin.
01:50Carpe diem.
01:51We've got to seize something, man.
01:52Grab that bull by the reins and pull on its horns.
01:56Jerry O'Derry.
01:57People really like me, not just horses.
01:59Martin Mull.
02:00I used to shave one leg just so I'd feel like I was in bed with someone.
02:04And Kevin Nealon.
02:05Chicks dig, guys, in this line of work.
02:08Trust me.
02:14But what are we waiting for?
02:15Let's go win a race.
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