00:00.
00:01.
00:02.
00:04.
00:06.
00:06.
00:07I'll read that again.
00:08For an occasion, like this,
00:11I want to make sure I keep up the traditions
00:13of being a best man.
00:14Apparently I need to get the grin to the church on time.
00:16Tick.
00:17I need to remember the rings.
00:19Did that.
00:19And I need to have sex with a bridesmaid.
00:21Wait!
00:24I, to be fair, I...
00:26Maybe when they're older.
00:28Happy 10-day anniversary.
00:30What is it?
00:30I saw you looking at it online the other day.
00:32Two Asian lesbians and a man who looks like a fat Jesus.
00:36I thought I got it married.
00:37Married a doctor.
00:39First word.
00:40First word.
00:40First word.
00:41Red.
00:41Red.
00:43Sick.
00:43Lazy.
00:44Stupid.
00:45Disappointment.
00:46That was nine months ago.
00:48It's just something in our marriage that hasn't quite gelled.
00:52You realise you've married beneath yourself.
00:54You thought it could be someone better looking, better body.
00:57Er, no.
00:58No.
00:58Right, so were they terrible sexual problems?
01:01Hmm.
01:04Zoe's lovely.
01:05I don't know how you let her slip away.
01:07No.
01:08She's too nice.
01:09She's too perfect.
01:11Holy shit.
01:13Guy, right?
01:14Yeah.
01:15Zoe's just your type, really.
01:16You're my type.
01:17I don't really go for good looking.
01:19I need to be with you, Nan.
01:21I'm sorry, but that dove is getting awfully close to the ceiling.
01:24I'm not giving up.
01:25From the minute I met you, I thought of nothing else.
01:32That's kind.
01:33Boring.
01:34Warm.
01:34Warm.
01:35Warm.
01:35Put the radio on if you want warm.
01:36Good with kids.
01:37So was Michael Jackson.
01:41It's a shame that they couldn't put your brain in her body.
01:44Do you know what I mean?
01:44That would be amazing.
01:45Well, then you'd be left with her brain in your body.
01:47Imagine that.
01:47Oh my God, it's like Frankenstein, but with, like, boobs.
01:51No, joking.
01:52I'd do ya.
01:56I may literally never see another penis again.
01:58In all fairness, you've probably seen enough to be getting on with now, haven't you?
02:02I'm not calling you a whore, but I also am.
02:08This is all photo frame.
02:09We've got a camera on us, we'll have to try it out later.
02:14So that's Morocco, that's the hotel, and that's...
02:21Oh, that's doggy style.
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