00:00Mujhe shak honne laga tha ki mera pati mujhe dhokha dhe raha hai
00:02Is liye mene jan buch kar ediyan zohr se bajayi
00:05Taki usse lagay ki mene ghar se nikal chuki hu
00:07Phir mene darwaze ke pas bane storage closet me chhip gayi
00:09Yeh dhekne ke liye ki aagye kya honne wala hai
00:11Zyada dher nahi lagi
00:12Mera pati kameray se baahar aya
00:14Aur agle hi pal usne menei sabse acchi dost ko phone kar diya
00:17Hi Julie, woh chali gayi hai
00:18Haan, abana surakshit hai
00:19Mere pati ko zara bhi andaza nahi tha ki mene vohi hu
00:22Ab usse is ki qiemat chukhani thi
00:23Gossse mei menei eek baseball bat utha liya
00:25Taya kar liya ki un downo bешarm loogun ko sabak sikhاؤungi
00:28Jib mera pati aur Julie sofei par bat kar sharaa piri rahe thi
00:31Menei unke pichhe bat hath me liye khadhi ho gayi
00:33Lekin jiasse hii mene war karne hi wali thi
00:35Kehani achanak palat gai
00:37Haan, tum sahi keh rahi ho
00:38Agar usse pata chal gaya
00:39To pura birthday surprise kharab ho jayega
00:41Julie ki ye baat sunkar
00:42Mujhe laga ki wye menei liye
00:43Janm dhin ki surprise party ki tiyari kari raha hai
00:46Mujhe laga ki menei sab kuch galat samaj liya hai
00:48Lekin rahaat mehsus karne se pehle hi
00:49Menei Julie ko menei pati se kahte suna
00:51Apani pant utarou
00:52Us pal mujhe laga kuch gadbar hai
00:54Gossse mei menei phir se eek frying pan utha liya
00:56Lekin jiasse hii menei marne wali thi
00:58Phir se kahani palat gai
00:59Tattoo abhi naya hai
01:00Usse thik honne mei thoda samayi lagayega
01:02Haan, kyunki apni patni ka nama ghuٹne ke uupar
01:04Tattoo karwana kitna romantic hota hai
01:06Menei chaatau ki wau sabse pahle isse dekhe
01:16Mujhe phir laga ki menei unhei galat samaj liya
01:18Lekin agle hii pal usnei eek linjeri nikali
01:20Or Julie ko pakda di
01:21Usi pal mera sabr tood gaya
01:23Yee kya mazak hai
01:23Jab menei sawal kiya
01:24To Julie nenei jaldi se safai di
01:26Usnei linjeri ka tag dikhaya
01:27Or bataya ki
01:28Yeh meirei pati ka sir prize hai
01:29Eek linjeri brand
01:30Jo meirei nama par binaya gaya hai
01:31Eek baar phir mujhe laga ki
01:32Menei hii galat hi
01:33Menei kaam par jane ka naata kiya
01:35Or bahar nikal gaya
01:36Unhei laga ki
01:36Unhohonne mujhe bewakoof bana diya hai
01:38Agle hii pal we
01:38Eek dousre ko kis karne lagay
01:40Lekin unhei nahhii pata tha
01:41Ki menei gai hi nahi thi
01:42Menei wahi khađi thi
01:43Hath mei chainsaw liye
01:44Sidhe unhei ghoor te huye
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