00:00Once upon a time, there were two children, Hansel and Gretel.
00:07It's Hansel and Gretel.
00:08Twenty years later, and they're angry.
00:15Certainly not the fairy tale we're all used to.
00:18How do you best kill a witch?
00:20Cutting off her head tends to work.
00:24Gretel is the brains behind the operation, and Hansel is the brawl.
00:28He's the joker, he's the show-off.
00:31Don't! Just don't.
00:33Hansel, he's walking around with this cool-ass leather coat,
00:36and I got a shotgun on my shoulder, and I can live like this.
00:38She looks angry.
00:40Face like that, I'd be angry too.
00:45Gretel's gotta be badass. She's gotta match Hansel.
00:49Even though she's a tomboy, she's still sexy.
00:54Good morning.
00:56I see you got my invitation.
00:58This is something you've never said before.
01:04That's new.
01:04Bye!
01:08You've gotta be kidding me.
01:12I know it will be.
01:14Really, really exciting.
01:16Hansel!
01:17Get out!
01:20Whatever you do, don't eat the candy.
01:22I've got stars!
01:22We can stay in the next room.
01:22Especially in mind!
01:24Come on, man!
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