00:12I look around, and you know what I see?
00:17Losers.
00:20I mean, like, folks who have lost stuff.
00:24Our homes, our families.
00:28And we're facing a threat that could destroy us all.
00:38If we're gonna save the galaxy, we're gonna have to do it together.
00:42Partners.
00:46Why would you want to save the galaxy?
00:49Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!
00:52Oh, what the hell? I don't got that long a lifespan anyway.
00:57Hello, daddy! Hello, boy!
01:02Jerry, mom!
01:04Why would you risk your life for this?
01:06Because right now, life's giving us a chance.
01:09To do what?
01:10Something good?
01:12Something bad?
01:13A bit of both.
01:19I will fight beside you.
01:24I will destroy you and your world.
01:29First, you gotta go through us!
01:32We're the frickin' guardians of the galaxy.
01:35I'm with them.
01:47I have a plan.
01:48You've got a plan.
01:49I have part of a plan.
01:52What percentage of a plan?
01:53I don't know.
01:5412%?
01:5512%?
01:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:59It's real!
02:01Totally fake.
02:01That is the most real, authentic, hysterical laugh of my entire life, because that is not a plan.
02:07I am Groot.
02:08So what?
02:09It's better than 11%.
02:10What the hell does that have to do with anything?
02:12Thank you.
02:12Groot's the only one of you who has a clue.
02:17Oh.
02:24Get your tickets now at Vandango.
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