00:00A vasectomy is a very simple procedure.
00:02Can we talk about the pain, please?
00:04It's just a slight pinch.
00:05I had three kids out of my vagina.
00:08And you're worried about a pinch?
00:09Yeah, it's my nutsack.
00:13Ricky, I'm gonna be like...
00:15I'll be sleeping on the couch again.
00:16Girls, they take everything out of me.
00:19It's just too much.
00:19Come on, hit me.
00:20Well, hit her back.
00:21And it doesn't help that every time you look at me, I get pregnant.
00:24The last one, I wore a condom.
00:25Yeah, and you screwed it off.
00:27I didn't screw it off.
00:27You did screw it off.
00:28No, I didn't.
00:29Your vagina, like, ate it.
00:31Maybe we need a vacation.
00:32Have the sex right after you check in.
00:35Then Russ will leave me alone and I can have fun.
00:37Ow.
00:38Your knees.
00:39Good.
00:40You couldn't end it.
00:40I am in.
00:41I fell out.
00:43Ah, thank God you picked up.
00:45Hey, I need a favor.
00:47$400.
00:47Ah, you're a lifesaver.
00:48So this is it.
00:49You're getting a whore.
00:50Bernie, not getting a whore.
00:51If it is a whore, just promise me, don't choke her.
00:54I don't want to get that call.
00:57Everything gets easier when you're a grown-up, right?
01:05Yeah.
01:07Uh-huh.
01:10Soccer and hangovers do not mix.
01:13Married premieres Thursday, July 17th.
01:19Wow, really?
01:20God, he's going to kill her.
01:22Can they hear us not having sex?
01:25Only on FX.
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