00:00Just checking your new hire forms
00:03Doesn't say anywhere on here if you've got a girlfriend
00:06Oh, um, no
00:08No, but you are heterosexual, right?
00:11Is, are you allowed to ask that?
00:14No
00:16The Superstore
00:18Eats what makes America
00:21American
00:23You've shopped there
00:26Maybe you've even worked there
00:30Around here, the less screwing everything up
00:32You do, the better
00:34You're only discounting everything 25%
00:36Yeah, override, yes, reprice
00:38That would change everything to 25 cents
00:41Attention shoppers
00:42Stock up quick, go, go, go, go
00:44Shut it all down
00:46Yeah, you better hurry up, get that TV
00:48Go, go, please
00:51Sales over
00:52Like my mom always said
00:53If you don't work hard, baby Jesus will cry
00:57Oh, oh
00:58I need a volunteer to hand out samples of salsa
01:02Amy, this is right up your alley
01:05Because I'm Latina?
01:06No, it has nothing to do with race
01:08Okay, you know, fine
01:10I'll just pick someone at random
01:12Eenie, meenie, minie, moe
01:14The other Latina?
01:16What?
01:18I don't usually wear eyeliner
01:21Sharpie, occasionally
01:22No, no, no, no, no, you have to wait
01:25I've made some mistakes
01:26But that doesn't mean we can't find some moments of beauty in the everyday
01:29Did you really use the phrase moments of beauty, like, conversationally?
01:34Everybody get down on the ground!
01:36I'm gonna start killing somebody
01:37Unless you agree to marry me, Cheyenne
01:39I think he's about to shoot a hostage
01:40I'll do what I can, don't you?
01:45What is this?
01:51Moment of beauty?
01:55Attention shoppers
01:56Even a big box store has to close
02:01When Pandora closed her famous box
02:03There was only one thing left inside
02:05Could it be Grace?
02:09I hope not
02:10If you're Grace's parents, please pick her up at customer service
02:14This is your garden variety decongestant
02:17This is crystal meth, okay?
02:20Am I the only one that thinks it's weird?
02:21Is she walking around with a bag of crystal meth?
02:23I pray for you, Dina
02:24I pray for you, too, Glenn
02:25I'm praying right now
02:26Yeah, I'm playing so hard
02:28I'm praying harder than you
02:29I know how
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