00:077 1⁄2, right?
00:09Uh, yeah.
00:15Thank you.
00:16Welcome to the 7 1⁄2 floor of the Merton-Flemmer building.
00:20My name is Craig Schwartz and I have an interview with Dr. Lester.
00:23Please have a seat, Mr. Juarez.
00:25My name is Schwartz.
00:26My name is Schwartz.
00:28Which of these two letters comes first?
00:30This one or this one?
00:32The symbol on the left is not a letter, sir.
00:34Damn, you're good.
00:36Do you know that I don't even know your name or where you work?
00:38And 50 other lines to get into a girl's pants.
00:42So, honey, you thought any more about us having a baby?
00:44I think that maybe we should just wait to see if this job thing pays off.
00:48There's a tiny door in my office, Maxine, and it takes you inside John Malkovich.
00:54There's no such thing as a hole into somebody's grave.
00:57Yes, there is.
01:00You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes?
01:02Yes!
01:03And then after about 15 minutes?
01:05That's not me.
01:06I didn't say that.
01:07You're spit out into a ditch on the side of a New Jersey tonpike.
01:10It was amazing.
01:11Where the hell are we?
01:13We're Malkovich's subconscious.
01:17Do you think that it's kind of weird that John Malkovich has a portal?
01:21I mean, do you think that it might have some sort of significance?
01:24What is going on?
01:26Huh?
01:26I discovered that portal.
01:28It's my head!
01:31John Cusack, Cameron Diaz, Catherine Keener, and John Malkovich.
01:41Malkovich!
01:42Malkovich!
01:44Malkovich!
01:45Hey, Malkovich!
01:47Be fast!
01:48God!
01:49Malkovich!
01:50Malkovich!
01:53Malkovich!
01:54Malkovich!
01:55Malkovich!
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