00:02this is jack burton in the pork chop express and i'm talking to whoever's listening out there
00:09it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here and a man would have to be some kind of fool
00:14to think
00:15we're all alone in this universe there is a hidden world where ancient evil weaves a modern mystery
00:23what's going on here is this some kind of magic the darkest magic
00:31they call it little china finally we shall bring the water out of chaos
00:43it's where big trouble was waiting for jack burton who jack burton me jack jack jack
00:51they told him to go to hell we make one move and that's just where he's going
01:03somebody i don't care who tell me what is going on
01:13how are you going to spring us i have no idea
01:18there are many mysteries many unanswerable questions even in a life as short as yours
01:30my destiny rests in your capable hands hey i'll do my best
01:43oh god is this really happening
01:51this is gonna take cracker jack timing wang one two three
02:17jack burton's coming to rescue your summer hey what more can a guy ask for 20th century fox
02:24kurt russell in john carpenter's big trouble in little china
02:33it's all in the reflexes
02:36you
