00:01You must be Mr. Benjamin
00:03Hi
00:05Can you tell me about some of your previous clients?
00:07Trevor would be my first client
00:09My child has a unique sense of humour
00:11You know anything?
00:12Could you call the Make-A-Wish Foundation and tell them I want a blowjob from Katy Perry?
00:18He wakes at the same time every day
00:20He watches TV at the same time every day
00:22He eats at the same time every day
00:23Two waffles, one sausage
00:25Did you arrange these to look like large testicles and a small penis?
00:29Yep
00:30Did you bring the divorce papers?
00:32I'm not ready Janet
00:33It's been two and a half years
00:34What's the magic number where you wake up and you're finally ready?
00:38What's the thing you'd want to do most?
00:39If you were totally fine
00:41This is a map of your country's lamest roadside attractions
00:44The world's deepest pit
00:45The world's biggest bovine
00:46What makes you think I would let you take my son on a road trip?
00:50I won't let anything happen to your son
00:56Get rid of Slim Jim
00:57Yeah
00:58Buy it to the James
00:59Isn't that what they say in your country?
01:01Check it out man
01:02The world's biggest bovine
01:06You good?
01:07Yeah
01:07You do
01:12Should we give her a ride?
01:14Hi there
01:15My name's Ben
01:16Are you a pervert?
01:18I'm not a pervert
01:18That's exactly what a pervert would say
01:20I'm Dot
01:21Trevor
01:22You two perverts got room for one more?
01:30I want to go and see my father
01:32He left when I was three
01:35Hi
01:35We need Bob
01:36Tell him it's Trevor
01:37And if that doesn't jog his memory say he's in a wheelchair
01:39And if that doesn't jog his memory say he's your son
01:47I can't have you getting too close to Trevor
01:50I can't have you making promises you can't keep
01:54Are you asking me on a date?
01:57Yes I am
02:00You're not my father okay
02:02I'm trying to help you
02:03No you're not
02:03This is not about me
02:05It's about you
02:09I'm gonna call the Make-A-Wish Foundation
02:11And I'll get Katy Perry to meet us at a motel
02:13What song do you want her to sing while she's doing you?
02:18Fireworks
02:18What song do you want her to sing while she's doing you?
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